Giddyup! There’s a new Colbert Report tonight.
yes! I’ve finally painted Grunt, one of my favorite characters from Mass Effect ^^ More are coming…someday.
Saw this at the store today.
mass effect 3 : shred it
ROCK THE REAPERS
ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
So, in a matter of days, Sean, Mike and Domiquia had gotten lost. Again. Why is it that leaving the City meant leaving any sense of direction? This was their third outing since Sean had signed onto the larger Caravan group, yet they had not scavenged more than seven or eight miles from the City.
"Right, so they way I sees it, ole Seanny boy just sold ‘is lifes work fer scraps, which is fine by me, but remind me why I stayed with you lot? I was only spos’d to get you to the City, not be yer babysitter." And there was Mike again, being his cheerful self. Domiquia had said that the deal was a good one, but much to his disappointment, Sean agreed with Mike. Why had he kept the idiot around?
"Now, Seanny boy, what makes you think no ones picked these here ruins clean by now? Been a long time since the world ended. Fer that, why is Dom still here? She’s worth jack shit in a fight, an she gost us lost more ‘an not."
"Hey now, Mike, tha’s not fair. Would you know this place if ya saw it? Plus Dom here know how to read. Think of what we could do if we could read what the ancients wrote!" Today must be a bad day. Agreeing with Mike and thinking about the past? What next, would he get paid fairly?
"Boys, I appreciate your concern, but could you look for once? We’re almost there. Word is, this haul could make us rich!" And now Dom knew where she was, or at least, she was more certain of it.
"Us? You mean those guys Seanny here sold ‘is caravan to? I reckon they’ll be might rich when we get back."
And sure enough, Dom was right. The three scrambled over one last hill, and there it was. The Grand Haul Sean had so desperately wanted.
Reimagining Mass Effect in a Fantasy setting
and i know that’s basically dragon age but still
Shepard was fairly easy, just give him armor with 1 red shoulder, maybe play up the fancy factor, basic stuff.
Kaidan was not to hard either. His cape is supposed to mean he’s a biotic in the alliance, and like Shepard he’s wearing N7 colored armor.
Ashley was a bit trickier, but in the end a pirates shirt worked well enough for her uniform.
Miranda immediately brought Wonder Woman’s hairpiece to mind, and from there it was easy. Not happy with the results though, might redo it.
Garrus was fun. Being a sniper meant he got a bow rather than a sword, and i liked the armor he’s wearing but never had a use for it.
For joker, i thought that having weak bones wouldnt fit, so instead he’s missing a leg. I played up the beard to emphasis the pirate look.
Thane is the dark, mysterious assassin, and has green skin to boot, so naturally he’s the hooded orc.
Zaeed turned out ok, not happy with it, but it’ll do. I wanted him to look more rag-tag, but still with nice armor.
And Grunt. I couldn’t figure out a way to make a Krogan head, so he’s wearing his helmet in both pics. like zaeed and miranda, not too pleased, but i see no other way.
Some of my favorite things I’ve made. No real order, i just like them.
- thelonelyscarecrow asked:Will the benevolent Cracked Gif Gods bestow upon us a gif of Soren, from the scary story campfire After Hours episode, saying "My arm is not long enough for the jerk off motion that is in my soul." I feel like I'm going to want to use it a lot in the coming months.
Such a good idea!
FYI it’s from this After Hours and this OG jerk off motion: